I think that I have mentioned this one before, either on my solo blog or in the comment section of someone else's site. Not gonna stop me from talking about it here, though. Because the title is too funny! I once knew a tranny prostitute from the Philippines named Mee-Shee, but that's a whole different blog entry.
Quick and easy plot description: It's about a NYC based oil company executive who has to back out of a trip to Disney World with his son to locate some missing equipment in a remote area of Canada. So he brings his some along with him, because if you can't go to Disney World you may as well opt for a remote area of Canada as a logical second choice. Kid is bored...blah blah blah...Dad ignores him...blah blah blah...kid discovers mythical Nessie-like creature living in lake...blah blah blah...father and son are reunited by their battle against the evil oil corporation, and...Oh God! Just kill me.
I can't even blame Canada for this one, even though it is supposed to be set there. I say "supposed to" because it was actually filmed in New Zealand. I don't know why I mention that fact, but it seems pertinent. Rena Owen was in it. She's a Kiwi. Maybe that's why. Not only did they change the location, but they changed the name of the creature from Ogopogo to Mee-Shee. More like Mee-Sheesh, if you ask me.
Listen, I've got nothing against "harmless mythical creature and annoying kid" films. I've got nothing for them either, but that's besides the point. I just find it hard to believe that there is an audience out there for this kind of crap. Judging by the box office and reviews for this one, most of you agree. Plus it was done better in 1995 in a film called Magic in the Water. And when I say "better", I mean not really better at all. But it had Mark Harmon, and Gia thinks I might be a little gay for him, so there.
Hey...looks like it's been remade again in The Water Horse. This time in Scotland and Loch Ness, but basically the same movie.
Did I ever tell you guys about the pond I used to live on and my magical carp friend named Wu-Tang who inspired a whole generation of rap music? Good times.
Monday, 14 January 2008
Mee-Shee: The Water Giant
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This sounds like the McDonald's of cinema.....everywhere you go, it tastes the same.
Marketing research must have shown the studio executives that there is a demand for boy / sea monster movies out there.
I haven't enjoyed a boy/sea monster project since "Sigmund and the Sea Monsters" back in the weird 70's.
i actually took Joey to see Water Horse last week. He loved it, and for what its worth, i thought it was immensly watchable...
Aha...so there IS an audience for this stuff.
i remember Magic in the Water, but i don't remember whether or not it was any good - being only fifteen, i'm sure i watched it for Joshua Jackson.
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